FIFTY FIFTY

sardar or pathan ja rhay thay
ka rasty min un ko 1000 ka note mila

Sardar : donu FIFTY FIFTY  ker letay hin
Pathan : wo tu sahee hay but 900 ka kia karain gay

wife to husband

wife to husband : tum apnay dost ki wife
kay janazay mian q nhin guay

Husband mian kis moun say jata wo
mujhay apni 3 wifes kay janazay mian bulaa chuka hay

aur main nay ek dafa b nahin bolya

Every women need husband...!

Every women need husband

becuse every time and every movment
and every day something gose wrong
for wich she cannot blam to GOD or
Government,

winter season

2 times on lips
2 times on cheek

1 time on forhead
2 times on eyes


use cold cream becuse winter season
going to be start

Success is like our own

Success is like our own
shadow ,
Dont try to catch it walk your own way and it
follows you, Keep in mind that your shadow
follow you only when you walk
towareds the light

.Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota

.Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Aur Kissi Ne Na Sahi Tu Ne To Mujhe Pakra Hota
.Tu Hina Lagey Hathon Sey Mujhe Pathey Khilati
Thorey Thorey Nahi Sarey Ikathey Khilati
.Tu Mujhey Main Main Kar Key Bulati
Aur Sham Ko Gali Main Saath Ghumati
.Mere Pass Gaari Na Sahi Chakhra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
.Tu Meri Suhbat Par Naaz Karti
Bila-Jhijhak Mujhe Aashnae-Raz Karti
.Agar Mera Raqeeb Mujhe Chehra Karata
Seeng Marta Foran Usse Takar Karata
.Raat Ko Sardi Main Bahir Akra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
.Phir Eid Par Zibah Ho Jata Main
Teri Khatir Cut Mar Jata Main
.Teri Muhabat Ne Kuch Iss Tarah Jakra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota .

to SEND you ....!

Everyone SENT yOU
Tradition Words About
Eid But I Am The FiRst One
To SEND YOU

"MEAT MUBARAK"
And
Keep On Eating
Different Dishes
On This Season 

Eid Greeting Card for U

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| '--.__.--' | Here is
|-----------| my
GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....

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( HAPPY (
(     EID (
)         & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )

Bakra

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(', ') \'_'_'_')~
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Ye Loo
Bakraa
Eid tak isay khilanaa
Pilanaa
Roz sham ko sair krwna pr Eid pe wapis kr dena
Maine be Qurbani krni hy

chemistry ka teacher pagal hogay

ek pathan na chemistry kay teacher say ek
assaa sawal pocha ka wo pagal he hogay

pathan nay pochaa ka?

batao Naswar ka farmula kai hay ???