Friends ...!

they love you but they are not your lover
they care for you but they are not from
your family
they are ready to share your pain
but they are not in your blood relations.
they are

FRIENDS
A friend scolds like a dad
cares like a MOM
teases like a sister
irritates like brother.
and finally loves you more then a lover.

FISH

Friendship is a sea
& friends are like fishes.
you are my golden fish i will keep you safe.
but if you try to go away from me
i will
.
.
.
.
.
.fry you

Main nay us kay sara dant hi tor dia ...!

Ek aurat dosri say mian nay

Apnay shohar ki dant (teeth) chabany wali
Adapt chorwa di
Dosri aurat wo kasay
Main nay us kay sara dant hi tor dia

anti thapar marian gi...!

ek dafa ek aurat ki saheli us say milnay aai
aurat nay apny 10 saalaa bachay ko bolay aur kaha
ka idhar aao beta anti ko peyaar keraoo anti gher jarahee hay
beta no mom mian anti ko piyaar karounga to anti mujhay thapar
marain gi
Ami anti kyoun thapra marain gi beta?
Beta thori deiar pehlay jab aap kitch min thin
Papa nay en ko piyaar kia tu anti papa ko thapar mara tha

you did not saw ticket in these 20 years?

Once a man traveling in the train
Checker comes and asked show me ticket
Man let me know how much time you have passed in this
Field check said almost 20 years
you did not  saw ticket in these 20 years?

tumhari jiab mian Roomal hay

Ek dafa nursery kay bachay ki naak

Beha rahee thee.
Teacher nay kahaa ka beta tumhari jiab mian
Roomal hay
Bachay nay kaha ka
Roomal hay laken amee nay manaa kia hay kisee ko
Denay say bachay nay masoomeat say jawab dia

chandni raatin

Wife to husband
Keyoun munay kay abba ..!
Tumhra kia kheyal hay
Chandni raatoun min neem-pagal(Half-Mad)
Loog pagloun si harkarten kernay lagtay hin
Aur Aqal-mand loog neem pagal hojatay hin.

Husband..!
Haan darling..! ek aisee hi chandni raat thee
Jab min nay tum say shade ki darkhowast ki thee

sikendar –e-Azam

Once sikendar –e-Azam was going to somewhere else.
With his army chief. In the way army chief said to
sikendar –e-Azam you are ruling on a wide area
so marry with a lot of women and have a lot of children
They will keep your name alive Sikendar-e-Azam replied
Descendants dose not keep name alive but only justice and
Welfare it is not good women rule over the person who are ruling
On a wide area of land and won every task of world.
(Book of Imam Ghazali “ Zer-e-Khalis”)

sweet dreams.

As night falls upon the land, it is time toZz again.


With the moon hanging in the starlit sky,

I am here to wish you Night Night….!

Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight…

sadar brought her wife to CINEMA

Friend asked to Sardar:

Why you brought your wife to COMEDY MOVIE in spite of pregnancy.
Sardar: according to my observation children crying after birth
so I want that my child laugh so I took my wife to CINEMA